When shopping for produce I always do one thing that seems to perplex those around me. They seem intrigued yet the next week when I see them they STILL don't follow suit.
When produce shopping take the time to use one of those FREE plastic produce bags and place it over your hand like a glove, YOU PIGS!
You don't want my germs and I certaintly don't want your yet only ONE OF US is considerate enough to take this into account.
You're all jerks.