Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Wow - Just WOW

The people behind these ads are fucking retarded. And that last Chinese kid has a weird eye.....

Know as well those things are banned because of whiny pissant liberal parents NOT the government.....

I’m a sexist prick! - Tomb Raider

After listening to all my friends and reading the phenomenal reviews of the new Tomb Raider online I decided to break and got myself a copy to play.
Now back in the original days I played the FUCK out of the original on the PS1 and started the sequel but as soon as the game became more about fighting than exploring I said “screw this stew” and never REALLY played another.
But with the new graphics, redesigned story and never ending peer pressure I decided to give it a shot.
I heard about the “rape”-like scenes and the brutal deaths they impose on this poor girl…… and none of that phased me so I trucked on until the first one I saw which was her getting crushed by some big rock…… you know what I just didn’t give a crap. I found no matter how good the game was I could not bring myself to be interested in it. I play it yes, but that’s because I’m a cheap POS and I’m not looking a “gift horse” in the mouth, PLUS I’m a sociopath obsessive compulsive…. Damn brain!
When my friend Fred asked me “Dude REALLY what did you think, amazing right?” I said “meh”.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Cutting the cord

So the umbilical cord has finally been cut. And let me say the cable company screamed and cried like a newborn to try and keep us. But alas with a ps3, roku, acer media server nettop, like 4 tablets, hulu, netflix, etc etc it just did not seem feasible to actually have cable in this age. Judging by the reaction of the rep on the phone they know it as well and are beginning to feel it.
One rep just out right rude and told me "we upped our fees...... well sir I like my current wage and in order to keep that going up its not unreasonable to me the company raise some fees....."

Fuck you you whore, I hope you get VAG cancer and die.....

Friday, April 12, 2013

Movie Trailer - Filth

Okay I'm going to have to watch this ONLY because they used one of my favorite songs in the trailer....
Filthy Gorgeous  by the Scissor Sisters... anything with SS's is just going to be good tran trance fun!

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Viva la go the fuck home

 Thousands to rally for immigrants' path to citizenship

YAY so you all treat your own countries like SHIT, can't straighten them out so you just decide to bombard this one so it inevitably becomes ANOTHER YOU!
What common F'N SENSE IS THIS!?
C'mon why do you want to come here? Why is it such an appeal? Is it the free programs that the rest of tax payers have to pony up for?
Why is it SO MUCH more appealing to force us to accept YOU than just make your own country WORK?
Can ONE give me a decent answer?

You know I'm a cynical person and used to honestly say "meh" with immigration but recently this country is in no shape for more. I have seen the majority of people who come here and they are all on some kind of assistance I am paying for. Their neighborhoods look like shit, and they breed like cockroaches! 
Here's my immigration reform.

You get one year free immigration. You can jump on a program and get some initial help, BUT IF after one year you have not gotten off said program and bettered yourself then you are sent back, NO QUESTIONS!

I think that is fair. If you are on ONE piece of assistance then you and whatever breed you spawned go home, YOUR HOME.... not this one.

Maybe then you can all get your own countries in order!

Thursday, April 4, 2013

CT - home of the retarded!

Despite gun-control push, more states have cut back on gun regulations since Newtown

Okay I live in CT, thak all you residents for making me HAVE to spend more money on a background check to buy my gun when I JUST spent money on a background check to get my permit!!!!! JUST DID
It's great living in the most expensive state that just gets more expensive.
When our gun manufacturers leave who is now going to pay all the unemployed? OH WE WILL which will tax me more.

Okay IM STARTING IT HERE... Class action law suit against CT so they will have to pay off my houses and I can move the hell out of this awful awful state of Connectishit

Ugh you people make me sick! Your all self centered, self righteous, lunatics who deserved to be victims of home invasions!

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Interesting plot

Okay the end of days has been done before but to see a group of "stars" actually go through a plot like this and actually pretend to be, well, themselves will make some interesting laughs.

"I will titty fuck you so good, you'll love it"