Bears, the only creature on this green earth that look JUST as cute grown as they do as cubs.
They sit there like big fat doughy eyed imbeciles just waiting for you to pet their bellies then "RHAAAAAAA" they're ripping out your intestines while you scream in pain.
WHY WHY WHY God did you not make them get uglier as they got bigger like EVERY other animal on the planet, why must you taunt us with the desire to always want to be cuddle buddies with the Bear, the ANIMAL the bear, not the gay slang (cause I did see that one coming)!
oh just ADORABLE!
"Come pet my belly, and I'll share my honey with you uh derp derp"
OH MY GOD AHHHHH HE NEVER HAD ANY HONEY TO SHARE AT ALL!!!!!!!!
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