http://www.dorkly.com/video/23497/dorkly-bits-judgmental-mortal-kombat
That's how "Johnny C DO!"
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Monday, March 26, 2012
Foxy Shazam
I love flamboyant rock and truly inside strive to be one myself, though I'm just a lowly Bass Player, but one day if I wish on a star hard enough or technology permits maybe I can become a Rock god Singer!
I will hand it to this band for their main radio song because not many today would throw together a grind house video to their song about luscious black ass (being a bit fond of the delicacy myself) and have some afro bound bitch jiggling her shitter to the camera. The one thing I will say about the video though is I wish they were shaking it a bit harder because their level of enthusiasm seems about as liquid as a dancing girl in a Robert Palmer video.
Check out the link on the image and tell me what you think!
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Pink Slime - YUM! - updated 3/27
You know to be honest we've been eating this stuff for how long? How long has our nation been shoving food items down our over weight gullets and NOT asking where it came from, what is the process of harvesting nor even WTF animal is THIS!?
To truthfully look at this whole scenario; in the beginning I was caught up in the media hype of "pink slime" the name that has been given to this product by the outlets to horrify people into an even more hyper-stupified mind set than they are already but after looking at it rationally I'm beginning to just say to everyone, SHUT IT!
The product is actually meat trimmings. It IS meat, I know the media has put out images of disgusting left over animal parts that wouldn't even make it into today's hot dogs but seriously DO ANY left over meat trimmings look attractive and savory?
The meat has been overly cooked (to loosen) and then disinfected before it is processed. Yes its ammonia but do you know how many other foods are treated with ammonia? Well I don't but I'll find some.
On a side note here is a great study done back in 1997 on ammonia treated food in sheep. It actually helped digestion!
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=6972912
Our food prices are sky rocketing and with the absence of this product you can be damn sure meat will become the food of the socially elite and they're personal taint ticklers, that is until soylent green hits the market..... YUM! Soylent Green... the TRUE "pink slime".
People need to stop going overboard on stupid shit and really start looking at things seriously. We have a broken government, a hidden corporate monarchy elite, and soon to be pseudo standard of communism breaking us slowly into submission but you think PINK SLIME is the biggest problem we face? UGH our population SUCKS!
Look at the better aspects of the products.
Reduced food costs
Utilization of every part of the animal (the Native Americans would be proud!)
Ammonia kills very harmful bacteria. Watch Food INC and see how gross our regular beef is before you trounce this you idiots! And those who say it only makes stronger bacteria.... I BET YOU GET THE FLU SHOT!
The Ammonia serves as a digestive assistant, which for red meat is a plus since our bodies do not digest red meat well.
What the meat companies need to do is just label treated and untreated meat packaging. Let people in the store decide and when they see the cost differential I am sure most of these idiots would start to change their tunes. That is as they're slowly dying off from un-ammoniated mad cow infested Angus while I loot their homes.
UPDATE 3/27
Closing Plants
I hope you fucking people are happy, this population makes me wants to shit diarrhea from my ears.
I will again proclaim when you have a choice between the lower cost treated, additive meat and full ground chuck most of you will start secretly buying this again. This will become the band everyone makes fun of and publicly hates whilst secretly buying all their albums.
To truthfully look at this whole scenario; in the beginning I was caught up in the media hype of "pink slime" the name that has been given to this product by the outlets to horrify people into an even more hyper-stupified mind set than they are already but after looking at it rationally I'm beginning to just say to everyone, SHUT IT!
The product is actually meat trimmings. It IS meat, I know the media has put out images of disgusting left over animal parts that wouldn't even make it into today's hot dogs but seriously DO ANY left over meat trimmings look attractive and savory?
The meat has been overly cooked (to loosen) and then disinfected before it is processed. Yes its ammonia but do you know how many other foods are treated with ammonia? Well I don't but I'll find some.
On a side note here is a great study done back in 1997 on ammonia treated food in sheep. It actually helped digestion!
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayAbstract?fromPage=online&aid=6972912
Our food prices are sky rocketing and with the absence of this product you can be damn sure meat will become the food of the socially elite and they're personal taint ticklers, that is until soylent green hits the market..... YUM! Soylent Green... the TRUE "pink slime".
People need to stop going overboard on stupid shit and really start looking at things seriously. We have a broken government, a hidden corporate monarchy elite, and soon to be pseudo standard of communism breaking us slowly into submission but you think PINK SLIME is the biggest problem we face? UGH our population SUCKS!
Look at the better aspects of the products.
Reduced food costs
Utilization of every part of the animal (the Native Americans would be proud!)
Ammonia kills very harmful bacteria. Watch Food INC and see how gross our regular beef is before you trounce this you idiots! And those who say it only makes stronger bacteria.... I BET YOU GET THE FLU SHOT!
The Ammonia serves as a digestive assistant, which for red meat is a plus since our bodies do not digest red meat well.
What the meat companies need to do is just label treated and untreated meat packaging. Let people in the store decide and when they see the cost differential I am sure most of these idiots would start to change their tunes. That is as they're slowly dying off from un-ammoniated mad cow infested Angus while I loot their homes.
UPDATE 3/27
Closing Plants
I hope you fucking people are happy, this population makes me wants to shit diarrhea from my ears.
I will again proclaim when you have a choice between the lower cost treated, additive meat and full ground chuck most of you will start secretly buying this again. This will become the band everyone makes fun of and publicly hates whilst secretly buying all their albums.
Friday, March 16, 2012
Am I a horrible person?
So Im reading this story about third world people selling organs on the black market and dying and get about 1/3 through before my ADD kicks in and a little to the right and down I see another story.....
"Sleepy puppy cant stay awake"
OMFG!!!! What the FUCK am I waiting for I tell myself and go to click this and then "stop". I think for a half second "what am I doing? This is a story about poor and desolate humans being tricked out of their organs, their organs they need...... TO LIVE"
"Sleepy puppy cant stay awake"
OMFG!!!! What the FUCK am I waiting for I tell myself and go to click this and then "stop". I think for a half second "what am I doing? This is a story about poor and desolate humans being tricked out of their organs, their organs they need...... TO LIVE"
Dark Shadows - Film
Okay i was a big fan of the original Dark Shadows TV shows (the original and the remake) and though this is portrayed in the new Tim Burton comedy fashion with "of course" Depp I'm going on a limb to say it looks very entertaining.
check out the trailer
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/darkshadows/
Update: 10/8/13
Watched this on HBO GO.... It SUCKED!
check out the trailer
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/wb/darkshadows/
Update: 10/8/13
Watched this on HBO GO.... It SUCKED!
Friday, March 2, 2012
Kindle Fire Review - Updated 5/3/12
Specs and Info -
http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Fire-Amazon-Tablet/dp/B0051VVOB2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindle_Fire#Hardware
As of 5/3/12 I have thrown a damn fine ICS 4.0 rom
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1585814
On my fire and it seems to be running not only great but better than the 3.0 ROMS I had.
This is a great tablet and yesterday Amazon was running a refurb deal on them for $139.
Original beyond this:
So here I go. For valentines my girl gave me a Kindle Fire. At first I looked at her cross eyed because I bought her an Ipad 2 for her birthday prior to that and was personally never impressed nor interested in a tablet. I found her Ipad too big to be effective and not generally useful enough for me to show any kind of desire towards. I will say I am not an apple person to begin with but as far as gadgets go the Ipad "is" an amazing device for what it is but just not for me.
Anyway, I told her to bring it back and that the money could be useful elsewhere but she insisted I keep it. I opened it and played, and learned its function and honestly became fairly inspired with how it handled out of the box and its convenient size. Its reaction time is very quick and for what it is for its cost it pulls off being a great piece of hardware for its money at 200$. Now she actually paid 150$ because at the time Walmart was offering a 50$ gift card in return but none the less still worth that extra 50$ either way.
It comes equipped out of the box with the App Store for Amazon (of course) and that in itself only has about 1/3 the apps the Google (play) market has. So I decided to install the Google Market (still market at the time) and was horridly surprised to see I couldn't! I mean it makes sense that amazon wants you to buy apps from their market of course, but 3/4 of my apps I use on my nexus either weren't on there are were not compatible. This took me about an hour to realize and I was surely disgusted.
If you read my prior setup to this article you will read it spent 2 hours in stock form before being rooted and installed with full blown Android. I am running the old CM7 OS since there is no full blown ICS released that is full functioning but with the vast amount of AWESOME Android Devs it is only a matter of time.
All in all if your not a techy person and want a simple tablet that is very comfortable to hold, has AMAZING battery life, has a decent amount of apps, and is surprisingly sleek and fast this is a great tablet for the price, to me even more so then the Ipad. It does not have the perks of a camera (front or back) but seriously your phone has that so don't even try to whine about that it's just not necessary on 2 devices, no it's really NOT. If you MUST have the extra techy scenario like myself and crave full android and the full marketplace then by all means ROOT and install a custom ROM, it's super easy. I have been on 3 now just to try different flavors, the newest being Hellfire's CM7 and each one is great. You wont be sorry with this purchase.
If you happen to have a particular question feel free to comment and I'll answer the best I can.
Thanks
Coming Soon
Already Have it and played with it now but just too lazy to write anything
Really want to get this done so I think this weekend Im just going to do a video review. As a short I will say it lasted 2 hours in its stock form before it was rooted and had full android but in both fashion its a very good piece of hardware for the money.
Will try to do one tonight, if not then tomorrow.... if to drunk then, then you'll get a hung over one Sunday.
http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Fire-Amazon-Tablet/dp/B0051VVOB2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kindle_Fire#Hardware
As of 5/3/12 I have thrown a damn fine ICS 4.0 rom
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1585814
On my fire and it seems to be running not only great but better than the 3.0 ROMS I had.
This is a great tablet and yesterday Amazon was running a refurb deal on them for $139.
Original beyond this:
So here I go. For valentines my girl gave me a Kindle Fire. At first I looked at her cross eyed because I bought her an Ipad 2 for her birthday prior to that and was personally never impressed nor interested in a tablet. I found her Ipad too big to be effective and not generally useful enough for me to show any kind of desire towards. I will say I am not an apple person to begin with but as far as gadgets go the Ipad "is" an amazing device for what it is but just not for me.
Anyway, I told her to bring it back and that the money could be useful elsewhere but she insisted I keep it. I opened it and played, and learned its function and honestly became fairly inspired with how it handled out of the box and its convenient size. Its reaction time is very quick and for what it is for its cost it pulls off being a great piece of hardware for its money at 200$. Now she actually paid 150$ because at the time Walmart was offering a 50$ gift card in return but none the less still worth that extra 50$ either way.
It comes equipped out of the box with the App Store for Amazon (of course) and that in itself only has about 1/3 the apps the Google (play) market has. So I decided to install the Google Market (still market at the time) and was horridly surprised to see I couldn't! I mean it makes sense that amazon wants you to buy apps from their market of course, but 3/4 of my apps I use on my nexus either weren't on there are were not compatible. This took me about an hour to realize and I was surely disgusted.
If you read my prior setup to this article you will read it spent 2 hours in stock form before being rooted and installed with full blown Android. I am running the old CM7 OS since there is no full blown ICS released that is full functioning but with the vast amount of AWESOME Android Devs it is only a matter of time.
All in all if your not a techy person and want a simple tablet that is very comfortable to hold, has AMAZING battery life, has a decent amount of apps, and is surprisingly sleek and fast this is a great tablet for the price, to me even more so then the Ipad. It does not have the perks of a camera (front or back) but seriously your phone has that so don't even try to whine about that it's just not necessary on 2 devices, no it's really NOT. If you MUST have the extra techy scenario like myself and crave full android and the full marketplace then by all means ROOT and install a custom ROM, it's super easy. I have been on 3 now just to try different flavors, the newest being Hellfire's CM7 and each one is great. You wont be sorry with this purchase.
If you happen to have a particular question feel free to comment and I'll answer the best I can.
Thanks
Coming Soon
Already Have it and played with it now but just too lazy to write anything
Really want to get this done so I think this weekend Im just going to do a video review. As a short I will say it lasted 2 hours in its stock form before it was rooted and had full android but in both fashion its a very good piece of hardware for the money.
Will try to do one tonight, if not then tomorrow.... if to drunk then, then you'll get a hung over one Sunday.
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